A real stinker! Hide one in someone's cigarette and watch their surprise when they light up. Incredible stench will drive everyone from the room.
"Acrylic ""ice cube"" with critter inside gets 'em every time!"
Attach to nose and let it hang out! Gross!
"OMG--Call the exterminator quick! Sprinkle these plastic-shaped ""bugs"" in the bed and wait for the screams."
"""May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits"", and other great putdowns printed on official-looking ""Parking Tickets"". Give to anyone who can't or won't park his car, cycle, bike correctly. Blank lines for state, time, license number,...
Best gag ever! Amazing optical illusion glasses seem to give you X-ray vision. Apparently see bones thru skin. Girls won't trust you, but let them look for themselves.
You're a natural. Trick dice will roll a 7 or 11 every time!
A bargain & a surprise. Be a sport. Take a chance. This Surprise Package features first-quality samples that we get from all over the world, surplus factory stock at reduced prices, excess, etc. $2.00 value and higher. Sorry, we cannot honor requests...
"Place on chair and listen for ""indescribable"" noises!"
Bad dog! Should have let him out. Looks real.